Funny Life Quotes

Well, not all life quotes should be serious, and here we are with some funny Life quotes.

Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.
More funny Moms Mabley

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.
More funny Sholom Aleichem

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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
More funny Christopher Isherwood

Men know life too early, women know life too late.
~ Oscar Wilde

Life has no auto-settings. No batteries. You gots to wind it up!
~Jeb Dickerson


Life is a jig saw puzzle with most of the pieces missing.
~ Anonymous


Life is a cement trampoline.
~Howard Nordberg

Life is a long process of getting tired.
~Samuel Butler

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
~ Pearl Bailey

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval.
~ George Santayana


My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.
~Louis Adamic


Life is so largely controlled by chance that its conduct can be but a perpetual improvisation.
~W. Somerset Maugham

He who despairs of the human condition is a coward, but he who has hope for it is a fool.
~ Albert Camus

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and there is a 100% mortality rate.
~R.D. Laing

If you're on the merry-go-round, you have to go round.
~ Kent Thompson

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
~Author Unknown